considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

160,053 notes

darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

Compromise 25%??
Bro, I think you mean Comprise…

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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

(Source: enerds)

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seselapod:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]

Screw the ditance, and the madness. I just want him back with me :/

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avantgarterbelt:


My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.


Who puts a shark in their pocket??

avantgarterbelt:

My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Who puts a shark in their pocket??

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This… will be the future of my relationship. Except I’ll have the pizza :P

(Source: fckyeahtimmy)

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Women confuse me to no end…

vivaaalabam13:

thelastgleekbender:

me to my future kids

THIS MOVIE THO

The Intel weenie in me is judging purely because Stetson

vivaaalabam13:

thelastgleekbender:

me to my future kids

THIS MOVIE THO

The Intel weenie in me is judging purely because Stetson

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reblogging purely because as Anthony Kiedis is is headbanging I’m listening to Paul Revere by Beastie Boys and it’s in time

reblogging purely because as Anthony Kiedis is is headbanging I’m listening to Paul Revere by Beastie Boys and it’s in time

(Source: youreaneyeopener)

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natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

95,852 notes

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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I miss hims :/

I miss hims :/

(Source: fracturely)

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